great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied
survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the
father shark said to the son shark and they swam
to the mass of people. "First we swim around
them a few times with just the tip of our fins
showing." And they did. "Well done,
son! Now we swim around them a few times with
all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both
gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just
eat them all at first? Why did we swim around
and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste
better without the shit inside!"
Now you know!!