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Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?  

The below test will help you decide.  Note the following situation:  

You're  walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What  do you do? 



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THINK  CAREFULLY AND  
THEN OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING ANSWERS:



Democrat's Answer:

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Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

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Does the man look poor or oppressed?

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Have I  ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

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Could we run away?

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What does my wife think?

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What about the kids?

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Could I  possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of  his hand?

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What does the law say about this situation?  

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Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

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Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

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Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

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Does he definitely want to kill me, or would  he be content just to wound me?

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If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing  me?

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Should I call 9-1-1?

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Why is this street so deserted?

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We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

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Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

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I  need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.  

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This is all so confusing! 


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Republican's Answer:

BANG!



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Southerner's  Answer:  

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
 

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
 

BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG!


Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist OR putting it in the garage!"

 

 

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Feb. 9, 2010