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How the world works lately... 

If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
your family blames the 
tobacco company. 

If your neighbour crashes 
into a tree while driving home drunk, 
he blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners, 
you blame television. 

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman, 
you blame the gun manufacturer. 

And if a crazed person breaks
into the cockpit and 
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, 
and the passengers 
kill him instead, 
the mother of the crazed deceased 
blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to
understand the world 
as it is anymore. 

So, if I die while my
 OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, 
I want all of you to  
blame Bill Gates.
Have A Great Day


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Jan. 31, 2010